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Post by Beyonder on Tue Feb 10, 2015 3:08 am

Church Of Beyond-Beyonder is God Beyonder is life Beyonder is Love he indeed is beyond omnipotence he is indeed Lord of fiction thy shall not spill lies thy shall listen to the lord from Beyond. His thoughts erases Universes,Multiverse,Megaverses, and Omniverses his presence alter all fabric of fiction his power is greater than all he is the "Be All And The End All Of The Fictional Continuum."

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(This isn't a real religion this is a joke if you wanna take it seriously then that is you. Smile )


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Post by galactus1967 on Thu Feb 19, 2015 10:51 am

beyonder,where did you find this?
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Re: Church Of Beyond

Post by Beyonder on Thu Feb 19, 2015 10:53 am

Its made up by me lol.
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Post by galactus1967 on Thu Feb 19, 2015 10:58 am

Ha Ha,got me good!
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Post by Beyonder on Thu Feb 19, 2015 11:03 am

XD haha
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Post by galactus1967 on Wed Feb 25, 2015 5:30 am

At first I thought you where kidding,but I stopped by my local book store ,and sure enough the Beyonder bible was there.And I contacted the Beyonder cult and am now a member,i only had to give up my house and all my wordly possessions.We will be going to the Beyond level(his home universe)on October31,2015.He promised us cake and ice cream,and even said we could play pin the tail on the donkey.what a great guy he is!please sign up,the Molecule man may even make an appearance!
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Post by Beyonder on Wed Feb 25, 2015 6:18 am

LET THE LORDS BE PRAISED!!
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Post by galactus1967 on Wed Feb 25, 2015 6:32 am

Good one Mr.B,I thought you would get a kick out of that!
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Post by Beyonder on Wed Feb 25, 2015 6:39 am

XD I did nice one.
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Re: Church Of Beyond

Post by Stone Cold Loki on Sun Mar 01, 2015 3:47 am

Church of Loki - everywhere outside the Church of Beyonder. Conspiracy is the belief. Questions are the prayer. Truth is the answer.
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Re: Church Of Beyond

Post by Beyonder on Sun Mar 01, 2015 4:36 am

Surprised you evil sneak you!
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Re: Church Of Beyond

Post by Beyonder on Sat Mar 28, 2015 3:01 am

Beyonder would look awesome singing one of his songs.
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Post by Jill on Sat Mar 28, 2015 5:34 am

pray
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Re: Church Of Beyond

Post by Beyonder on Sat Mar 28, 2015 5:38 am

Or get erased.
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Re: Church Of Beyond

Post by Mr.E on Tue Mar 31, 2015 2:42 am

Hail to the Beyonder and any other churches!!! For any knaive that steps outside the bounds of the Omnis shall find no refuge in the void that I lurk. Pray in awe or face a fate worse than death!!
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Re: Church Of Beyond

Post by Beyonder on Tue Mar 31, 2015 2:45 am

Facing squirrel girl!!
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Post by The_Beyonders_Car on Sun Apr 26, 2015 9:25 pm

Nice!
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Re: Church Of Beyond

Post by Beyonder on Mon Apr 27, 2015 10:01 am

Haha thanks this is just for laughs.
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Post by Jill on Mon Apr 27, 2015 9:46 pm

lol
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Post by Beyonder on Tue Apr 28, 2015 2:08 am

If anyone takes this serious they are seriously mental.
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Post by Jill on Tue Apr 28, 2015 4:37 pm

Beyonder wrote:If anyone takes this serious they are seriously mental.
lolol totaly agree
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Post by Beyonder on Tue Apr 28, 2015 8:38 pm

Haha I see what you did there!
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Post by Jill on Tue Apr 28, 2015 9:24 pm

Lo xD haha
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Re: Church Of Beyond

Post by Beyonder on Wed Apr 29, 2015 12:47 am

Jesuyonder
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